found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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