My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you win again, gameday.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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