operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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