i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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