She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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