So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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