I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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