i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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