So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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