? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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