Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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