Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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