grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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