This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
