You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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