yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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