Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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