Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I want to be your penis for a week.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
