And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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