if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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