eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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