i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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