quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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