Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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