I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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