I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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