make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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