my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Randomize
