The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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