Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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