Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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