does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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