Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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