I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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