Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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