dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
