And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Drake has all the answers
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
