don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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