Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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