You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm too high and old for this...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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