I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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