D3 body, D1 cock
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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