The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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