Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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