If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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