Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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