so that wasnt chicken after all
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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