if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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