He is an equal opportunity slut.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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