But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
tell me about the eggs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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