I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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