Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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