am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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