In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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