shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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